Muslim Pick-Up Lines
Muslim Pick-Up Lines
"I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
"To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
"Will my Platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
"You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
"Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
"Wanna pray in jamaa? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school."
"Can I have your wali's phone number?"
"So, read any good Surahs lately?"
"Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after!"
"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room."
"Can I have ur number so I can wake u up for Fajr?"
"I see praying five times a day has paid off."*
"Masha'allah, you're beautiful... now let me say Inshallah."*
"I know Halal meat does a body good, but day-um, how much you been eatin'?"*
"I bet you cause uprisings whereever you go."*
"Jihad me at hello."*
"That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes."*
"Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah."*
"Are you a Shi-ite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, 'She aiight'."*
"Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?"*
"I thought the Hoor Al-Ayn only lived in Jannah."*
"It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven."*
"Haven't we chatted before? Oh, you know where it was, in Jannah. You were that beautiful light that kept blinding me."*
"You're so beautiful, even Hoors would be jealous."*
And my personal favorite: "Is yo daddy a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!"