Phillip Yang - The daily news of his life

I was driving on the 10 freeway west bound towards LA in the city of Alhambra. I was off the Atlantic/Garfield exit and there was heavy traffic because of a bad crash that happened 5 minutes before I got there. My accident happened while I was in the fast lane and this milk truck ran into me with his monster ass bumper tearing off my tire off the rim, killing my bumper, killing my lights, destroying my muffler and just pushing me forward about 15 feet. The milk truck was okay and thank god its wonder tonic was not damaged. Think of the children who would've grown up without a cup of wonderful milk. During this whole time, I was traveling 5mph trying to drive past the current accident scene until I had to stop to allow a merging vehicle in front of me, then he hit. The sound of brakes and tires overtaking friction hitting my truck. sigh.... The emergency people already at the other accident scene shook their heads and ran to my truck to help me and the truck driver out. Firefighters and EMT are like "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT SIR? DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE?". At this point I jump out of my truck in the freeway yelling "@%#%@*)(!@ all the words" and i'm ranting in the diamond lane. After venting for a couple of seconds I signal to the truck driver who is still in the ass of my truck to get over to the other accident scene to help society out with their traffic woes and improve congestion. We pull over and a CHP officer came and it was my friend Officer Kelly. He recognizes me and askes how in the world we meet again. He was just laughing at me the whole time asking how Mike's girlfriend was in her accident case (which happened 3 weeks ago, in the same location on the east bound lane though). He still remembered me from that time we met so I am lucky I have him on my side in writing the report of the accident. I'll probably have head injuries and neck problems later but my whole side of the truck is trashed. Tire blew up when i drove off to the side and i had to replace it with the full spare. The truck rides fine but its not the same. Its like someone took a bat and did some remodeling. The other milk truck came out fine, the cal trans people got a crowbar and fixed his bumper like it was brand new. My truck however lost the bumper, tailight, mudflap, muffler tip, tire rim, my new tires, and my side rail.

At least the officer told me in secret that it was not my fault and it was the other guys fault. I am never driving in any asian town ever again. They all fucking suck.