Funny Lines
a beer a day keeps the sadness away
My ass is so tight, you can bounce pennies off of it.
I might say words that end and start at the same sentence at the same time to make one new word. For example, shit and fuck will end up as being shitfucked or stfu. My TA said this and I guess it was funny when she said it.
Lame ass day today. I dropped one of my classes today SPPD class. I'm switching out. its lame